"W-welcome... to...to... walkure w-w-world...Welcome! My heart.......... feel your....guh... l-love..."
Kama's head was spinning, her legs wobbling, and her steps crooking as she lumbered through the hallway like a zombie. Rather than chanting 'brains' ad nauseam, she was reciting lyrics. The demon king was returning from her first rehearsal lesson with her idoru Master. She was just thankful to have been given some mercy, and so was now heading back to her room to lock herself in there forever.
Fortunately, despite her enervation, that damned brute that may as well be always TALKING IN CAPSLOCK was so obstreperous that Kama heard the two famous warriors having a... water cooler chat, basically? So, she was able to slink away around the corner to peep at them, hopefully unnoticed.
Oh, yeah, that dumbass almost got himself kill--well, actually, when doesn't he...
Kama didn't get to peek in on most of it from her starry plane thanks to her Master forcefully dragging her out of there for practice. But, she sure did enjoy seeing Ash getting his ass handed to him. Cathartic. She could only imagine how things must have went for his buddies if he got bullied down by some mooks, left vulnerable 'cause hot rod over there can't take a punch. But, he didn't seem any less angry than usual, so...
Turning her attention to the irksomely sparkly sunny boy, Kama noticed the vending machine that looked nearly broken.
No freakin' way. These two jackasses really can't handle a vending machine? God help them... Oh wait, that's me, ain't it? Hmm~
Of course, Kama wasn't going to actually help these two heroes, especially not one of Shiva's half-bastards. She wouldn't give a single shit for Shiva anymore, so why would she give Ash any more than a half-shit? So, obviously, she intended to get in their way!
Readying her sugarcane bow, she fired an arrow straight at the vending machine to malfunction it so those jammed cans came bursting out, hopefully drenching th